"Meanwhile, Crabstickz and KickThePJ had started kissing and were having sex on the sofa. Like basically, like, I don’t even mess around with that ship because, like, like, like I just know that kickthestickz is real, you know what I mean? Like, I just have this feeling, I have a feeling, I swear to God, like, I’ve watched the videos that they’ve made with each other, and the way PJ looks at Chris? Like? I’m sorry, but you don’t look at your best friend like that. You don’t look at your best friend like that. You don’t look at your best friend like that.
I don’t know. Basically, I’m like amazon. I ship anything.”